Hello! So I have basically no idea how many of you will actually be reading this but here goes…

I am in Paris at the moment all set to return to Canterbury tomorrow evening. Let me share a story with you regarding my flight over. Me and my mother were randomly upgraded to business class for the flight from Doha to Paris. This is quite a long flight. Did I enjoy it? I slept for the entire journey. What. A. Waste. I literally slept from the minute we took off to about 20 minutes before landing. Pain in the arse! Missed out on free champagne, really nice food and all that jazz. Oh well…

Back to University life tomorrow. This is good news. I have missed Canterbury but I am filled with a little bit of sadness about leaving Qatar this time ‘round. I don’t know why, though. Hopefully I will soften that blow by having some messy messy nights in the next few weeks. Too fucking right, maaaaaan.

In a bit

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I saw a report today, England won the “World Pie Throwing Competition”, how i wish i had snet in my application form, my team would have given them a run for their money :(

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2983693/England-wins-pie-World-Cup.html

Cool huh?

I haven’t blogged in ages for several reasons:

• I can’t be arsed
• I have better things to do
• I haven’t been on the computer much
• I can’t be arsed

But then Cooper Mcubbin told me to blog again so I did. So be happy Coop. Just a quick note, it does kind of look like you have had somebody explode on your face in your DP :P AND the girl next to you is pretty fine, I think I remember her.

I’ve noticed i have an ongoing, purely by accident, tradition of posting cool photo on every Blog, so here is today’s:

Yeah, ride it BITCH.

Couldn’t see it? Neither could I

I just had one of those Fridays that - in a word - was RUBBISH. I did one past paper but it was still pointless because i haven’t done anything, other than lie face down on my bed and mess around on the computer all day; no that doesn’t mean watched porn all day.

Kind of irritating today, my alarm went off at 6AM for some reason unknown to me. I was mega pissed off, not least because i didn’t really get back to sleep afterwards so that was, erm, shit (which is SUCH an underrated word IMO).

In relation to a previous article, here is another TV series you should watch:

Scrubs

Yes, you all know it - but it is QUALITY, i’ve just started watching it again on MegaVideo and i forgot how much i loved it :D

Last night was quite funny, someone who shall remain nameless got absolutely SCREWED WITH, if u want funny proof ask Dec in school - OH WAIT! You won’t be able to because I’m on study leave :)

It’s rubbish though the bloody year 11’s get the day off BEFORE their exam as well as the day before it! It’s things like that that make me want to go up to Mrs Lambros and tell her she is a joke, bu never mind. That’s pointless. Had some good news yesterday but will have to wait till next week to say. Not that any of you care (i don’t REALLY give 100% about it tbh) but still, it’s quite cool

K thats all i can be arsed with, bye

Here’s a cool photo. It’s Big Papa Noel:

I am lucky to be alive. I just overcame my first encounter with the beast, meeting him tonight at 7 for a game of rugby. Addressing me, not by my first name, but my lasy “Evening Mr. Walters” he snarled to my weak, yet casual raised eyebrowed greeting.

The game starts and he kicks off, staright over my head, he looks dissapointed, i look releived; but i know i cannot rest easy yet, we have another hour yet to go and he is pissed. The game churns away, he is one one side, i am on the other… i score a try - skipping past him, this makes him even more mad at me, wishing i had brought a change in underwear i sheepishly creep past him. He has his revenge now though, he has the ball and runs straight towards me, knowing i just have to touch him to complete the job - yet i can see the onslaught of pain in his eyes, i know i am dead. He lunges towards me and i fly back about a yard. 1 - 1.

Eventually it’s game over. Good game he says. Thanks i respond before gleefully, yet still anxiously walk away.

But seriously…

God’s greatest gift to us is that of Pocari Sweat, i was told today it is an Indonesian invention, but i don’t care. That - along with Indomie - are awesome, and i was DEAD tonight after playing rugby in 100 % humidity for an hour, i honestly thought i was going to be sick, but pocari sweat kept me alive. So thank you

Oh yeah heres a quote you should see, my friend thinks its funny

Friend one: I need some kind of dumping machine to help me

Friend two: Yeah. But isnt that a toilet?

Today, my breath stank. No it didn’t stink. It REAKED. It was nasty, so naturally i bought some Smints. Peppermint ones for 4 QR, in an attempt to mask this smell for the rest of the day. I also bought a Coke and Noodles. When I got back to school, i saw Poppy, Vidia and Rahmi and said hi, next thing i know my Smints are gone and there are SIX, count them, SIX smints in my coke! :O But thats not all, when i finally got my Smints back, i put them away and accidentally dropped them on the floor and they all got crushed. Pretty boring story on reflection but OMG i was gutted. I looked like this. Only MORE gutted.

Morale of the story: Don’t lose sight of your Smits. Otherwise you look like that guy ^^

Also today i started revision and remembered stuff which is pretty sweet.

Has anybody ever had it where you are REALLY exhausted after a long-as-fuck day, can’t wait to get to sleep, go to bed at  a reasonable time SHATTERED but then can’t sleep? Happened last night to me, i was hacked off and now im tired.

I need to stop writing about things you don’t care about realy don’t i?

This is my favourite video of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV9mo_TuG9g. I’m 99% sure it’s fake, but i really hope it isn’t, its so sick.

Anyway i supposed i’d better carry on revising.

TTFN

Apparently (according to two people) my blog isn’t quite up to their high standards, so i am now challenged to make this decent. So enjoy.

Right so first thing’s first: You should watch these series, the number next to it is the nudity content (out of 10) :D

• Shameless - Quite similar to Skins, only in the North 7
• Skins - Quite like Shameless, only in the South 8

That is actually all i can think of right now :( I’ll put some more up if i can be arsed later. OK!?

Watch this video, it’s really quite funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAA0umnu7KQ

Oh and I’ve recently gotten into watching this guy called William Ray Johnson on YouTube, He’s really good - He just researches the top videos of that week and comments on them, each show is like 4 minutes long, really worth it!

Now is she hot or what?! She works on Sky Sports News in England, and is basically (along with football) the reason it never goes off when I’m in the UK :D

Right so that’s it for now, hope you enjoyed :)

TTFN

The Beatles are cooler than I could have ever imagined… I was revising for PE (technically still am) and i put them on, every single song i have managed to listen to (34) has been awesome, strange, slightly sadistic in some cases, but mainly quality. Well done you lot, it’s a shame you’re all mostly dead because, apart from Ringo, you can write some quality tunes.

Some facts i know about them:

• They never performed I Am The Walrus live… why? I will never know :(
• They were introduced to pot by Bob Dylan
• The song Yellow Submarine was in fact, originally, a childrens story
• They are cool

But yeah if u have any more facts then tell me them because they are pretty awesome.

I am also pretty screwed for PE i think. It all seems to go in one ear and out the other and, considering my exam is in 18 days, im a bit worried. But not that worried because it should all be OK.

Anyway my parting message is to listen to The Beatles if you don’t already, they’re pretty sick.

I was reminded today i have 17 days until my first exam. Shit. The only one i am really worried about is PE which is in 18 days, and I’m only worried about that because i failed my coursework - mainly because my teacher was a joke, but ’ another story - and this will bring my grade down.

AND my laptop is broken! The screen keeps tripping and freezing which is making writing this very difficult. It’s probably because i don’t exactly take particularly good care of my possessions and this has been knocked about more than an alcoholics wife. Sexism is fun :)

But the one shining light of today is that my telly’s been fixed! Dad sorted that out so nice one William !

I also made possibly the achievement of the decade today, my alarm failed to wake me up at 6 when it was set, well it did wake me up but i just turned it off, and i woke up again at 6 : 55. You know that FaceBook group “When you realise you’ve overslept and jump out of bed like a ninja” that was me, i managed to get out of bed at 6 : 55 and then be in school, on time, at 7: 14. Was mesmerizing. You don’t really care, i know, but i do and let’s be honest you did just fill up your time with a semi - entertaining story so just shut up.

Here’s a cool photo for you. It’s John Lennon

• What’s The Story? (Morning Glory) - Oasis
• Essential Rareties - The Doors
• Is This It - The Strokes
• Revolver - The Beatles
• West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Assylum - Kasabian
• Permission To Land - The Darkness (Don’t laugh)
• Keep Calm And Carry On - Stereophonics